I got rhymes in my mind, embedded like an embryo.
Clare Kirlin here, a.k.a. Clare-without-an-i. I'm meltmedia's resident Channel Marketing Manager. At first I thought that meant I would be pushin' product on a home shopping channel... like breakthrough skin serums made from pronghorn liver extract and stuff. I was so excited! But then on my first day they were all like "Your job is to develop our channel marketing programs." Fortunately, things worked out well. (Marketing is kinda my jam.)
I was originally found mewing in the icy rubble of a midwestern blizzard, which did jack frost for my cold tolerance. That's why I dramatically shed my snowsuit and trotted westward ho, eventually settling right here in Tempe, Arizona. These days, you can find me marketing (duh), plotting ways to break out of this simulation created by our nefarious overlords that we mistake for “real life,” or whipping up a batch of hot-crossed puns in the kitchen. Puns are the only thing I'm allowed to whip up in the kitchen, since I set the last kitchen on fire trying to make chilaquiles. I spend most of my time outside of work with my daughter, Lola; my dog, Oliver; and my Kindle, Kindle (the love of my life).